Don’t show this to your mom – especially if she falls under the Age 60-70 bracket.

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The remnants of childhood punishment with South African parents (aka hiding or bliksem),
note the faded happy/sad face.

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You know you have immigrant parents when you’re at the store, and they remove the wrapping or open the box to see what’s inside a product. That’s not it though. When they decide to buy it, they leave the one they opened, and take an unopened one to the cashier!

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(While walking downtown…)
Mom: Sh sh, don’t look at the Homies when they ask for money.
Me: Mom, they’re called the “homeless”.

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Dad: a B on the report card stands for BEATING

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Mom

* feels my shirt *

Me

What are you doing?

Mom

I bet this is made in India

Me

It’s not made in India … * checks *

Mom

We could have got it cheaper there.

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