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My Mom is addicted to watching overly dramatic Korean Soap Operas. Apparently they come in sets of 40 DVD’s and last months….even years!

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Upon returning from the grocery store, I put the bags on the ground to get my house keys out.
Mom: Don’t put the food on the floor! Dirty!
Me: They are in PLASTIC BAGS!
Mom: Germs can get through.
Me: No, they really can’t.
Mom: Still. Dirty.

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Classic…
Me: How can you say that? It’s so rude. So ignorant. I could be gay!
Mom: You aren’t gay.
Me: I COULD be.
Mom: You’re NOT.
Me: I c—
Mom: Not.

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Promise me you won’t marry a black girl.

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Promise me you won’t marry a white girl.

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You know you have immigrantparents when…
They still yell into the phone when phoning “back-home” because phone technology hasn’t changed in 20 years :\
You are also heavily encouraged to do the same.

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