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Russel Peters: “I always thought that Christmas was in the evening on the 26th because my parents would go out for boxing day specials”…“you think Santa can get around the world so quickly!?”


 My Immigrant Parents - Christmas on 26th

Posted over 2 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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My sister is getting married. All conversations with family friends now consist of “you’re next!” or “I know a nice Indian boy…”


Posted about 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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Other Indian Friend: Yeah.. Lakers are okay.. I like Celtics, though.. :D
Me: gasps
Indian Friend # 2: Shh… Don’t say that to any other Indian or they’ll jump you…


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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Me: OMG! Dad, I got a 99% on my [insert subject here] test!! I’m so happy!
Dad: 99%?! D:< You could’ve done better.. You could’ve gotten 100%!


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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You know you have immigrant parents when you’re at the store, and they remove the wrapping or open the box to see what’s inside a product. That’s not it though. When they decide to buy it, they leave the one they opened, and take an unopened one to the cashier!


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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After watching the Rebecca Black – Friday video 20 times yesterday, it still manages to make me laugh. Unfortunately, I wasn’t considering the effect it would have on those around me.
Today I caught my mom singing: ..“friday friday, sunday, monday”..
She said it was a good way to learn english.


 My Immigrant Parents - Learning English is Fun Fun Fun Fun

Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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Everytime we eat out at a non-desi restaurant, this is what my dad says:


 My Immigrant Parents - Spicy?

Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Photos.

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Today, my mom caught me smoking. She hit me with a pan SO hard that the handle came off. Then she started yelling at me for breaking the pan.


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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Indian parents have discovered Facebook, and they’re telling all their friends.
Maybe this is a sign to try and quit again…or figure out how the privacy settings work.


 My Immigrant Parents - Privacy Settings

Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Photos.

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Indian parents will never give you “The Talk”.
Although I really do wonder how they’d pull it off.


 My Immigrant Parents - Birds and Bees

Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Photos.

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You know you have cheap parents when all the ketchup around your house is from Mcdonalds, Taco Bell and Wendys packets. You know you have cheap IMMIGRANT parents when all your shampoo and conditioner are from Travelodge, Motel 8 and Holiday Inn.


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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all of you stfu! My dad is literally the star of the Metro PCS commercials


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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In the car with my dad today, and Justin Bieber comes on the radio… (comment below)… I didn’t know whether to correct him or give him a high five.


 My Immigrant Parents - Justine on the Radio

Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Photos.

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Mom: Close the TV.
Me: You mean turn it off?
Mom: Ya, close it, and open the lights, it’s too dark in here.
Lesson: Lights, TV’s, stereos and other appliances are “opened” and “closed”, never turned “on” or “off”


 My Immigrant Parents - Electric Windows

Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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My relatives will travel the long journey from India to visit and if you asked them what their favorite place is in Canada, their answer will be: the Dollar Store.


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Txts.

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You know you have immigrantparents when…
They still yell into the phone when phoning “back-home” because phone technology hasn’t changed in 20 years :\
You are also heavily encouraged to do the same.


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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Dad: a B on the report card stands for BEATING


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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Mom
* feels my shirt *
Me
What are you doing?
Mom
I bet this is made in India
Me
It’s not made in India … * checks *
Mom
We could have got it cheaper there.

Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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