You know you have immigrant parents when you’re at the store, and they remove the wrapping or open the box to see what’s inside a product. That’s not it though. When they decide to buy it, they leave the one they opened, and take an unopened one to the cashier!
After watching the Rebecca Black – Friday video 20 times yesterday, it still manages to make me laugh. Unfortunately, I wasn’t considering the effect it would have on those around me. Today I caught my mom singing: ..“friday friday, sunday, monday”.. She said it was a good way to learn english.
You know you have cheap parents when all the ketchup around your house is from Mcdonalds, Taco Bell and Wendys packets. You know you have cheap IMMIGRANT parents when all your shampoo and conditioner are from Travelodge, Motel 8 and Holiday Inn.
Mom: Close the TV. Me: You mean turn it off? Mom: Ya, close it, and open the lights, it’s too dark in here. Lesson:Lights, TV’s, stereos and other appliances are “opened” and “closed”, never turned “on” or “off”