On the phone in college:
Mom: So have you met any nice girls?
Me: Well actually I have sort of started dating this one girl.
Mom: Oh…?
Me: Yea she’s really nice, we’ve gone out a few times.
Mom: Oh… so you like her?
Me: Yes of course, that’s why I’m going out with her.
Mom: That’s good.
Me: …
Mom: …
Me: …
Mom: Well is she Jewish???
