Mom

Okay, I’ll just fast forward through the commercial

Me

(Confused) Why are you rewinding?

Mom

(Frantically pressing buttons) Kurwa mac! [& other Polish curses]

Me

(Looks at Mom) Uhh, you’re holding the remote control backwards

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Mom-You look skinny, you haven’t eaten enough. Have some more potatoes
Me-I’m full, thanks
Mom-Piles potatoes on my plate

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