Your father and I have decided to adopt an almost 11 year old girl in Bolivia. I chose an ugly girl since life is more difficult for non-attractive people. Love, Mum
Dad “Many of girls grow up earlier (it means older) about 3 – 5 years than boys and it not a better choice for boy to find a same age or oldr female as his partner acoording to Chinese FengShui’s balance” Translation: Dad does not approve of my GF
Me: Hi dad – I think you will enjoy this site – enjoy and click the orange “give me more” link to read. This is a great collection of wisdom and useful tips Dad: Thanks . too complicatet to get the results .love dad
Me:Haikus are easy but sometimes they don’t make sense refrigerator Dad: What on earth are you talking about? love dad Me: you need to understand what a haiku is first: [wikipedia link].. Dad: Makes no sens you can fill me in when we see each other.
To: [Son], Hi! Try to take good care of yourself while you are studying hard at University: 1)Get enough time for rest and keep regular schedule; 2)Eat more fruit and vegetable with “V C” such as apple; 3)Drink many water; 5)Less crazy party;
