Latest

Today, my mom caught me smoking. She hit me with a pan SO hard that the handle came off. Then she started yelling at me for breaking the pan.

Tweet

Comments

Indian parents have discovered Facebook, and they’re telling all their friends.
Maybe this is a sign to try and quit again…or figure out how the privacy settings work.

Tweet

Comments

Indian parents will never give you “The Talk”.
Although I really do wonder how they’d pull it off.

Tweet

Comments

I thought they were past this…
Dad:“What did you think of the film? Did you think the character real life, or was a just a ghost and a spook?”

Tweet

Comments

You know you have cheap parents when all the ketchup around your house is from Mcdonalds, Taco Bell and Wendys packets. You know you have cheap IMMIGRANT parents when all your shampoo and conditioner are from Travelodge, Motel 8 and Holiday Inn.

Tweet

Comments

Mom

Okay, I’ll just fast forward through the commercial

Me

(Confused) Why are you rewinding?

Mom

(Frantically pressing buttons) Kurwa mac! [& other Polish curses]

Me

(Looks at Mom) Uhh, you’re holding the remote control backwards

Tweet

Comments