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The remnants of childhood punishment with South African parents (aka hiding or bliksem),
note the faded happy/sad face.

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on picking a correge:
me: well, nyu is definitely a winner…i think it’s my first choice.
mom: WHAT?! NYU?? what about bo-ke-le?? i mean, your life. you have choice. we financially support you if you go to bo-ke-le but you are completely on own for nyu – so you still have choice.
me: … – ___ -

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Mom:
This is what I can remember when you were young boy.
“ChenChen, don’t stay there (washroom) so long, you always go to poo and count this as piano hour!”

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all of you stfu! My dad is literally the star of the Metro PCS commercials

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“Dad, how do I get there?” Dad pointing behind me: “You go and you do, o” (Pointing his finger towards the window)

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• “When he (speaking of a female) first see him, his (speaking of same female) tongue was, how you say?”
• “Tied?”
• “How you say the tied?”
• “Tied!”
• “How you say the tongue is not”
• “Tied”
• “No, when the tongue is not”
• “Tied”
• “How you say the tiiied?”
• “Tongue Tied”
• “Okay, her tongue tied.”
  -Father repeating a story

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