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My Jewish mother forwards me this picture for Chinese New Year. I honestly couldn’t stop laughing!

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Me: Would it be okay if I married a Jewish boy?
Yiayia (granny in Greek): As long as he’s not practising.

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In the car with my dad today, and Justin Bieber comes on the radio… (comment below)… I didn’t know whether to correct him or give him a high five.

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Me

Okay yiayia, I’m driving back to UBC now

Grandma

Okay, be careful, don’t open your door for bad men

Me

yes, I know yiayia…

Grandma

if you crash, don’t get out, keep driving… bad men trick you and take you away, I see on the cnn

Me

that’s kind of against the law, but ok, bye yiayia!

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@JFK, waiting for the plane to Istanbul. Boarding announcement is made. The boarding process is done as firstly business, then economy. It begins: “Business class are invited now.”
However, everyone jumps up to the gate, including economy at that moment.
Me: God d*mn, what is the rush for?
Mom: Get used to this again, you are going back home…

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Grandpa

There was Chinese boy upstairs today

Grandma

What you doing with Chinese boy?

Me

He wasn’t upstairs, he came to pick up my friend at the front door!

Grandma

Why you lying to me? What you doing with Chinese boys?!

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