1.00 AM Eastern time Turkish student calls home in Turkey, where it is 8.00AM Boy: Good morning dad! Dad: Good morning my son, how are you Boy: Dad, I am about finish my homework and sleep, what r u talking about? Dad: Ah, good nite then. GTFO. Stop being a jerk. Boy: ??!!!
On the phone in college: Mom: So have you met any nice girls? Me: Well actually I have sort of started dating this one girl. Mom: Oh…? Me: Yea she’s really nice, we’ve gone out a few times. Mom: Oh… so you like her? Me: Yes of course, that’s why I’m going out with her. Mom: That’s good. Me: … Mom: … Me: … Mom: Well is she Jewish???
Dad “Many of girls grow up earlier (it means older) about 3 – 5 years than boys and it not a better choice for boy to find a same age or oldr female as his partner acoording to Chinese FengShui’s balance” Translation: Dad does not approve of my GF