Me: Hi dad – I think you will enjoy this site – enjoy and click the orange “give me more” link to read. This is a great collection of wisdom and useful tips Dad: Thanks . too complicatet to get the results .love dad
Me:Haikus are easy but sometimes they don’t make sense refrigerator Dad: What on earth are you talking about? love dad Me: you need to understand what a haiku is first: [wikipedia link].. Dad: Makes no sens you can fill me in when we see each other.
Mom: Close the TV. Me: You mean turn it off? Mom: Ya, close it, and open the lights, it’s too dark in here. Lesson:Lights, TV’s, stereos and other appliances are “opened” and “closed”, never turned “on” or “off”