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(While walking downtown…)
Mom: Sh sh, don’t look at the Homies when they ask for money.
Me: Mom, they’re called the “homeless”.


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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Me: Hi dad – I think you will enjoy this site – enjoy and click the orange “give me more” link to read. This is a great collection of wisdom and useful tips
Dad: Thanks . too complicatet to get the results .love dad


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Emails.

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Me:Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don’t make sense
refrigerator
Dad: What on earth are you talking about? love dad
Me: you need to understand what a haiku is first: [wikipedia link]..
Dad: Makes no sens you can fill me in when we see each other.


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Emails.

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Mom: Close the TV.
Me: You mean turn it off?
Mom: Ya, close it, and open the lights, it’s too dark in here.
Lesson: Lights, TV’s, stereos and other appliances are “opened” and “closed”, never turned “on” or “off”


 My Immigrant Parents - Electric Windows

Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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Mom-You look skinny, you haven’t eaten enough. Have some more potatoes
Me-I’m full, thanks
Mom-Piles potatoes on my plate


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My Mom is addicted to watching overly dramatic Korean Soap Operas. Apparently they come in sets of 40 DVD’s and last months….even years!


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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