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My Mom is addicted to watching overly dramatic Korean Soap Operas. Apparently they come in sets of 40 DVD’s and last months….even years!


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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Everytime myimmigrantparents come back from the motherland, their suitcases are filled with 5000 boxes of green tea, 400 kg of ginseing, pirated DVD’s , and even pirated SAT prep books……..Somehow, they manage to get everything through customs.


 My Immigrant Parents - Border Patrol's Worst Nightmare

Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Photos.

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Upon returning from the grocery store, I put the bags on the ground to get my house keys out.
Mom: Don’t put the food on the floor! Dirty!
Me: They are in PLASTIC BAGS!
Mom: Germs can get through.
Me: No, they really can’t.
Mom: Still. Dirty.


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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Classic…
Me: How can you say that? It’s so rude. So ignorant. I could be gay!
Mom: You aren’t gay.
Me: I COULD be.
Mom: You’re NOT.
Me: I c—
Mom: Not.


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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Promise me you won’t marry a black girl.


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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Promise me you won’t marry a white girl.


Posted over 3 years ago. Category - Conversations.

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